A: Become saltier than the sea!

B: Ripe eggs are lying around. Collect them and prepare a delicious meal for all!

C: Suck black blood from the breasts of passers-by!

D: Lock up all curators and museum directors in circus cages!

E: No eagle dares touch the hearts that vibrate atop pyramids!

F: Kitschy eyes eat rotten fish!

G: Every brain is too slow for you!

H: That which has been achieved is more tedious than the docility of all herd animals!

I: Beware of dog shit!

J: No aesthetics redeems coincidence!

K: Dislodge lightning from ethics!

L: Anti-art is to be spun out of white liquids!

M: Blow your senses by kneeling down before the Holy Madonna!

N: Be stupider fish than those in aquariums!

O: A thousand suns equal your chaos!

P: Art history is an abomination which leads nowhere!

Q: Massacre one another in White Cubes!

R: Practice hara-kiri in the perfume of passion and then take a walk in strangers' souls!

S: Bestow wreaths of frangipani blossoms upon yourselves and stab museum caretakers!

T: Spit upon all metaphysics!

U: Refuse to contribute your talents to sleazy power games!

V: While cutting open masterpieces, laugh more derangedly than any humbled tyrant!

W: Art is the shadow of your impressions: empty, dark, hollow!

X: Fry the attention-grabbers in mild morning wind!

Y: Become visionary: multiple orgasms will then populate your deserts!

Z: Invite artists to a Symposium; feast, drink, multiply yourselves, then barbecue and  eat them in the summer time!

PS: ICA=CIA! What a disgrace! May Jan carve out their brains!

As contribution to Alytus Art Strike Biennial sent by

Marquesa Maricruz de la Iglesia