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MANIFESTO NO 1. 1966 Print
Written by ICAA - Granada   
Monday, 20 April 2009 15:29

 

A: Become saltier than the sea!

 

B: Ripe eggs are lying around. Collect them and prepare a delicious meal for all!

 

C: Suck black blood from the breasts of passers-by!

 

D: Lock up all curators and museum directors in circus cages!

 

E: No eagle dares touch the hearts that vibrate atop pyramids!

 

F: Kitschy eyes eat rotten fish!

 

G: Every brain is too slow for you!

 

H: That which has been achieved is more tedious than the docility of all herd animals!

 

I: Beware of dog shit!

 

J: No aesthetics redeems coincidence!

 

K: Dislodge lightning from ethics!

 

L: Anti-art is to be spun out of white liquids!

 

M: Blow your senses by kneeling down before the Holy Madonna!

 

N: Be stupider fish than those in aquariums!

 

O: A thousand suns equal your chaos!

 

P: Art history is an abomination which leads nowhere!

 

Q: Massacre one another in White Cubes!

 

R: Practice hara-kiri in the perfume of passion and then take a walk in strangers' souls!

 

S: Bestow wreaths of frangipani blossoms upon yourselves and stab museum caretakers!

 

T: Spit upon all metaphysics!

 

U: Refuse to contribute your talents to sleazy power games!

 

V: While cutting open masterpieces, laugh more derangedly than any humbled tyrant!

 

W: Art is the shadow of your impressions: empty, dark, hollow!

 

X: Fry the attention-grabbers in mild morning wind!

 

Y: Become visionary: multiple orgasms will then populate your deserts!

 

Z: Invite artists to a Symposium; feast, drink, multiply yourselves, then barbecue and  eat them in the summer time!

 

PS: ICA=CIA! What a disgrace! May Jan carve out their brains!

 

 

As contribution to Alytus Art Strike Biennial sent by

Marquesa Maricruz de la Iglesia

On behalf of the ICAA (Institute for Contemporary Anti-Art) Board

Granada,  April 20,  2009